Thursday, August 28, 2008

Glover Takes it to the Man!

In an unprecedented move, Michael Glover has filed a lawsuit against the NCAA and the BIG EAST Conference after being declared, once again, ineligible to play basketball. Glover, who was one of the top power forwards to come out of the 2007 class, had high hopes to finally suit up for the Pirates after sitting out his freshman year.

After being ruled academically ineligible at the start of the 2007-2008 season, Glover enrolled at Seton Hall even though he was not granted a scholarship. While his Econ and English scores might not be that great, Political Science definitely looks like a potential major as Glover as skillfully maneuvered his way up the ranks of the American judicial system (Big Ups Ms. Newman!)

Also, Glover just so happens to file his lawsuit on the 45th anniversary of Martin Luther King’s “I Have a Dream” speech - what a perfect time indeed to challenge this nation’s morals and beliefs.

Stay tuned for any low speed vehicle chases a la OJ and for further news on the Neon Keon front.


nina said...

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Beast of the East said...

nina - id love to explore some collaboration efforts. what did u have in mind?

Anonymous said...

Who is the new DOBO gonna be?

j said...

any update on the situation? i wake up every morning looking in the sports and/or legal section looking for the story and the verdict and have found nothing.

and who is this nina person? does she (he?) have any sort of post up game? what about her transition abilities, can she get out on the fast break and throwdown, or is she possibly the orchestrator, the conductor, the captain of the offensive ship, driving and dishin? debating and creating? cutting and moving the offense?

these are questions i NEED answered

William said...

Ben is a better writer than Dave.

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